What is published now a post on the final of X Factor , dated Tuesday, November 23? To say nothing. The times are, the information travels, the news you consume. Publish an article three days after the event is to speak of prehistory. Do not give more anything to anyone. No, not even Nathalie and those who have bought his album. There is already talk of the new television season and the upcoming releases. Next next.
So why talk about it? For us, for the blog. Because, unfortunately, a few years we may want to re-read our old post, and we regret not find one on the final. So, to avoid scenes like "But how, and where the last episode?! Who won? That sort of Paris Hilton illiterate? Oh no, this was the sixth year ..." us ended up hospitalized for early Alzheimer's.
There we make a promise: this time the post will not be too long.
that will have passed two days, which will now have talked about it all, will be the memories begin to fade, we will have already thought Facchinetti two balls to us so ... the fact is that we do not really want to dwell on it. Thinking quickly to things we'd like to talk about the realism and invades us: Can not keep the promise, but come on ... is the final!
The episode begins with a medley dedicated to Elvis . Well, bravo, bis. Too bad there missed the beginning because it involved looking at the most interesting monologue Crozza of the 3.
Now to
duets. Here, unfortunately, talent show and demonstrate all their ignorance (as would TuttoFaMedia .) Nevruz ruin a beautiful song Tiromancino , so that the test ends Zampaglione begging vocal coach "We can sing the second chorus separately?! . Rating: 4.
David is what he gets better. It will be because he's good, because it will be "Angel" is perfectly in its strings, it will be because Renga has such a beautiful voice but it's not 'I'm sacred monster. rating: 7 and a half.
Moment unpublished boredom reigns. To overcome the tedium we try to concentrate on finding all possible plagiarism . "The best time " is a cross between "I returns in mind" and " most beautiful thing." Nevruz with " Between love and evil " refers to " Ordinary World" and "Strangers from yesterday." Hearing is believing. "I n tiptoe " despite text horribly inconclusive, has a particular melody and so far we have found no report of plagiarism. A little help? Before the thrilling elimination
: out Nevruz . "Finally we trumpet!" the ecstatic comments of the bandit.
Bracket-host: since the episode was short and slim has seen fit to extend the hosting brodazza on stage
- the now aged Aldo Giovanni e Giacomo , hotels and repetitive. Now do not laugh any more.
- the more aged (but coolest!) Take That . So soporific that have excited only a few ex-sixteen with reviving hormone and crazy and Facchinetti, who here has a pseudo outing instilling doubts about his sexual orientation.
- a Renga who did own goal by presenting to the public when they mattered only the winner's name and, more importantly, that the torture finally ended to go to bed.
- a Elisa not in form that he sang his new single and did not even fake a little 'enthusiastic important in judging the final round. "Want to be the fifth judge?" If the question was rhetorical response even a little ' "No, but I (and if I do the Sugar entrusts Emma Cecile and dieting bassist, do not talk)." We do not know exactly what they expect producers from her ... Maybe wearing a dress with sexy printed on " Casale you tried, but Caselli is what counts," or who discovers the womb making babies or want to return again that of dibattesse with Pampers & Chicco Mrs Tatangelo mother. The fact is that Elisa, my television operators, the human being is less telegenic in the world! Rete 4 on if there was the dear-old-good Filipponi all'untissima simultaneously on two Toffoli, Emilio Fede would have the privilege to enjoy for the first and last plays of stellar!
- now let us make the evil Stefano Filipponi back (but where you go, beautiful bike?) and punishes us for having dropped and forgotten almost forcing us to listen to his unreleased that of course it sounds better when it was such. Boy advice: Rete 4 wins and committed body and soul for you to have his revenge in the television schedules, so long as there are guests in the other channels also have a chance weak. This will be your victory!
But then we come to Grand Final between David and Nathalie Giannitrapani Mogavero.
- Medley XFACTORIANI of the great classics sung by the two talents ... Before he , then you ...
(please, tell us who won ...)
- Imagine piano and voice teacher with the collaboration of pen ...
(please, now tell us who won ...)
- Last challenge with a cappella song : "Così celeste" for David and "Mercedes Benz" Nathalie ...
(from, now tell us who won ...)
But no! Taken midnight David, was not even at Hogwarts, you dematerializes . But how? Right now there's the prize? It 's the law, or as punishment or by Umbridge : write as long as the message enters "My model is Gigi D'Alessio".
In an attempt to pass unnoticed by the disappearance of the Chosen or transmission only goes again for a good half hour between connections unlikely alliance with the singers in the competition with a host of music critics and DJs. Our bodies are now in Standby when it comes the inevitable endless list of thanks, with the clip biography on the first cry judges.
Clip was an entity in the race since the first episode. Clip has performed prior to each singer after each singer, including one spot to another, from one host to another. Clip, come to the end, we have sincerely fringed his balls. In all this the audience is torn, contemplating suicide, or alternatively the murder of writers, producers and, above all, Facchinetti.
We now hanging in limbo for our half a decade, there rabbuiamo trying to find a reason to 'trash clothing of Casale ... thinking that they managed to ruin even David, making him scream and scratch like crazy ... Thinking about what has been Paraculo Elio, as soon as he realized that the people preferred the Bella, has abandoned his campaign in favor of Beast ... Thinking about why a mountain as Ruggeri has evidently retained by a landslide unprecedented deluge of insults on the hair of David reserving an attitude pastor "Dear David, the record companies out there want to give you the candy, but warning and you only choose the good ones. "
When all of a sudden here is that, next to a clothed Nathalie Enchanted appears him! Yes, it seems the father of David, but we recognize when we see a spell ... That's Polyjuice Potion! Well done David, who rebelled against the system and find a loophole for fully enjoy the glory and defeat, as a true hero. Not even noticing Nathalie, who maintains safe distances from the unknown which inexplicably has to live on one of the highlights of his life.
It 's time: Facchinetti screaming the name of the winner! We scream from home "is finally finished!". From a distance comes the echo of which still cries Nevruz "At last trumpet." lights and confetti raining! David ago to jump on the opponent but he sees his reflection in a camera and crashes! All deleted burst onto the stage and surround Nathalie seem escaped from Azkaban to come back to Hogwarts! Elio has destroyed one by one all the competitors as Horcrux and Maionchi is finally conquered! In short, everything is confused, it's noisy, it's late ...
Nathalie won the fourth edition of X Factor no emotion and touches us. Perhaps because it was predictable, perhaps because it was the right thing. For her, we hope that you only care about the voice and face that does not submit the majors because he has good cards to play ... But what is this voice? "At last trumpet!" Ah, it's just that celebrates with Nathalie Skin ..!
(C, A)
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