In the post - 10 times, 5 years, 2 universities - I forgot a very important episode told that I had in my old blog. And since even I do not want me to miss anything, I copy and paste it to the delight of young and old. Vanessa Thanks for reminding me, I assume as a memory-history.
araihc posted by at 18:32
Oh well, let your heart at rest and wait.
hour passes .. two hours .. three hours .. behold, now it's up to me.
Prof : Miss, I can not find that his article is a bit 'too short?!
"No"
Prof: Well, I can tell you: it is short!
"..." (idiot, but do not see that it is only printed in a smaller font?!? I followed to the letter information: 60 characters for 30 rows, how can he be short?! )
Prof: Uhm, the assistant wrote "Great setting, but some inaccuracies" .. well, I repeat that I think is short
"..." (Next time I make smart, and I will die on a mega poster)
Prof: I know that has nothing to do with the program but ... they will be in opera?!
"..."
From that moment my most intelligent expression was this: O_o
Prof: Make no communication science? Some things are sapute! Tell me, what are the components of an opera?
(you're kidding right?!) "Um, there's a scene .."
Prof: ah , but she starts from the scene?!
"Nooo! Well, then .. the actors!" - Prof. withering look - "no no, I meant singers, Sisi singers! And .. uh .. well, the orchestra, the conductor, the director .. "
Prof: and the singers sing what?
" er .. Well, text! "
Prof: texts and who writes them? Take the ..
Aida" Verdi?! Noooo, I said, NO Verdi, was a composer .. so .. er .. "
Prof: The librettist not! - in the category - you know?!
All is silent .." Ah, that's why is always mentioned, I'm librettist, I thought I was the one that prints the books .. " Prof : O_o
(ops!!)
Prof: Well, I would spend more than - open a random page of the newspaper - speak to me of Garibaldi!
My reaction: O_O
reaction of my fellow students: O_o o_o o_O O_o
Prof: Come on, tell me, who Garibaldi was, what he did?
will be true that ours is a degree spin doctors, but do not think we have to be spin doctors to support a simple examination of three credits! Despite
My cultural background is limited to about Garibaldi song \u0026lt;\u0026lt;Garibaldi was ferito>> to start scrambling: the thousand blablabla, blablabla the Two Sicilies, "obey" blablabla
Prof: Here tell me where they met Garibaldi and the King of Italy!
"..." (but when do I have enrolled in the examination of contemporary history?)
Prof: in Teana not! And where is he dead?
"Mmm, I think .. I think .. in Sardinia" - lighting - "Ah yes, Caprera! "
Prof: And you know why it is called the hero of two worlds?!
(when ever I have not seen the drama on TV .. grrrr ..) "uh, I try .. because it allowed the unification of the Savoy kingdom with the kingdom of the Two Sicilies ..? "
Prof: attempt failed! (laughs) Oh well Bossi considers that everything that is of Naples below another world, but it is not .. is that the hero of two worlds because it has been in South America, it is Anita ..
"Sudamericana" (fruit .. we ..)
Prof: Yeah! Uh, nice Sapphic kisses on this article, I will ask the next girl!
(Noooo!!! Ask me! Not ask meeee! No more 'I'm Garibaldi!)
Prof: Why do you think this article was written about Garibaldi?
"..." (I refrain from expressing myself because otherwise expire in the vernacular)
Prof: will be a celebration not? - in the category - you know?
Dead silence ..
"Um, .. will be the anniversary of the landing of a thousand!"
Prof: (amused) And when was that? "Er .. boh, in 1857 .. I guess .. "
Teacher: Imagine evil, is celebrated the bicentenary of his birth!
are on the brink mental and physical collapse, it makes me the only question that has to do something with the program and while I did not own cable sapendola well, now they are in a state of confusion.
Prof: Okay, I put in 27 because he had taken 28. Ah, miss, miss ... Well, now I'm going to eat! - turns to his next victim - she sits in the chair there too, yes, wait for me there, fasting, so who wants it, just a half hour agony ..
Exit the classroom.
My comrades are still painted on his face the expression intelligent just now, but I calmed me considerably.
"But it's crazy?! Aida?! Garibaldi?! I would have refused to answer"
"is crazy! Was good and quiet so far, I wonder why you decided to do with I show .. "
"You could get up and go!"
And I think that I find myself with a twenty-seven when, if I had made inquiries about the program, I could definitely take more. I think I had studied only three or four days for these three poor credit, but if I knew how he would have done the exam I would have spared even those few hours of study. But I say:
"Mann boys, why ruin it?! Was an examination of my life more fun!"
Then, I leave the courtroom beaming.
Prof : Miss, I can not find that his article is a bit 'too short?!
"No"
Prof: Well, I can tell you: it is short!
"..." (idiot, but do not see that it is only printed in a smaller font?!? I followed to the letter information: 60 characters for 30 rows, how can he be short?! )
Prof: Uhm, the assistant wrote "Great setting, but some inaccuracies" .. well, I repeat that I think is short
"..." (Next time I make smart, and I will die on a mega poster)
Prof: I know that has nothing to do with the program but ... they will be in opera?!
"..."
From that moment my most intelligent expression was this: O_o
Prof: Make no communication science? Some things are sapute! Tell me, what are the components of an opera?
(you're kidding right?!) "Um, there's a scene .."
Prof: ah , but she starts from the scene?!
"Nooo! Well, then .. the actors!" - Prof. withering look - "no no, I meant singers, Sisi singers! And .. uh .. well, the orchestra, the conductor, the director .. "
Prof: and the singers sing what?
" er .. Well, text! "
Prof: texts and who writes them? Take the ..
Aida" Verdi?! Noooo, I said, NO Verdi, was a composer .. so .. er .. "
Prof: The librettist not! - in the category - you know?!
All is silent .." Ah, that's why is always mentioned, I'm librettist, I thought I was the one that prints the books .. " Prof : O_o
(ops!!)
Prof: Well, I would spend more than - open a random page of the newspaper - speak to me of Garibaldi!
My reaction: O_O
reaction of my fellow students: O_o o_o o_O O_o
Prof: Come on, tell me, who Garibaldi was, what he did?
will be true that ours is a degree spin doctors, but do not think we have to be spin doctors to support a simple examination of three credits! Despite
My cultural background is limited to about Garibaldi song \u0026lt;\u0026lt;Garibaldi was ferito>> to start scrambling: the thousand blablabla, blablabla the Two Sicilies, "obey" blablabla
Prof: Here tell me where they met Garibaldi and the King of Italy!
"..." (but when do I have enrolled in the examination of contemporary history?)
Prof: in Teana not! And where is he dead?
"Mmm, I think .. I think .. in Sardinia" - lighting - "Ah yes, Caprera! "
Prof: And you know why it is called the hero of two worlds?!
(when ever I have not seen the drama on TV .. grrrr ..) "uh, I try .. because it allowed the unification of the Savoy kingdom with the kingdom of the Two Sicilies ..? "
Prof: attempt failed! (laughs) Oh well Bossi considers that everything that is of Naples below another world, but it is not .. is that the hero of two worlds because it has been in South America, it is Anita ..
"Sudamericana" (fruit .. we ..)
Prof: Yeah! Uh, nice Sapphic kisses on this article, I will ask the next girl!
(Noooo!!! Ask me! Not ask meeee! No more 'I'm Garibaldi!)
Prof: Why do you think this article was written about Garibaldi?
"..." (I refrain from expressing myself because otherwise expire in the vernacular)
Prof: will be a celebration not? - in the category - you know?
Dead silence ..
"Um, .. will be the anniversary of the landing of a thousand!"
Prof: (amused) And when was that? "Er .. boh, in 1857 .. I guess .. "
Teacher: Imagine evil, is celebrated the bicentenary of his birth!
are on the brink mental and physical collapse, it makes me the only question that has to do something with the program and while I did not own cable sapendola well, now they are in a state of confusion.
Prof: Okay, I put in 27 because he had taken 28. Ah, miss, miss ... Well, now I'm going to eat! - turns to his next victim - she sits in the chair there too, yes, wait for me there, fasting, so who wants it, just a half hour agony ..
Exit the classroom.
My comrades are still painted on his face the expression intelligent just now, but I calmed me considerably.
"But it's crazy?! Aida?! Garibaldi?! I would have refused to answer"
"is crazy! Was good and quiet so far, I wonder why you decided to do with I show .. "
"You could get up and go!"
And I think that I find myself with a twenty-seven when, if I had made inquiries about the program, I could definitely take more. I think I had studied only three or four days for these three poor credit, but if I knew how he would have done the exam I would have spared even those few hours of study. But I say:
"Mann boys, why ruin it?! Was an examination of my life more fun!"
Then, I leave the courtroom beaming.
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