Friday, November 5, 2010

Doujin Pokémon Ash Misty

10 times, five years, two universities

The Handbook of Good Blog says something like:
\u0026lt;\u0026lt;The Good Blog or staff, or is thematic. If this is a blog theme, do not pout pourri. If you have 10 passions, 10 open blog.>>
Our blog is a sector which tends to pout pourri. Sure sure, the theme is art. All that talk has some vague relevance to art forms, pseudo-art or mass media. I I was ordered not to let my private life in this blog, but I can not. pourri then put the soup becomes, because this post will not have (almost) nothing to do with art.

What I want to talk then? What is worth such a long introduction?
The answer is simple: my 5-year universities. I do not think I will make a specialist, maybe I could be tempted by a Master in Social Theatre. However, I would say that my university education can be considered closed. I need to mourn. I need to talk briefly about these five years. State in the first two, while still a student " S CIENCES of Humanities Communication "to address philosophical and literary. of sudden change and the last three years in Bicocca, in the degree course in" Science education "to address socio-cultural. In this post I gather 10 times most beautiful (well, more absurd / funny / memorable) of my college career. Tranquilli, something artistic, here and there there:)

10) Some 'healthy lion pride: I put the tenth When I heard the result of the placement test for Primary Education . I called my father, "I die the ranking of the entrance test came the results ... I guess you have not been taken into Primary Education. "I reply," Oh okay, so I prefer to do science education ... "My father:" See you kidding, you came second of about 900 students " . Me: "Ah." Oh well, they are rewarding.
However, given my proverbial cunning, I chose to enroll in the course of Education, in defiance of the list of Primary Education. And so I refused to work in an environment where, after the first few years of insecurity, I was hired for an indefinite period and would have won after all up to go from 4 to 6 hours per day since two months of summer vacation. Educators have contracts instead unrealistic, struggling to get to a thousand euro a month, working 8 hours a day and is already so if we go, on vacation. But the study subjects were more interesting and more varied job opportunities . Ah, idealistic as I was ...

9) Prof of "Educational Technologies" was so dependent on tobacco could not help but keep a cigar in his mouth without smoking it. Too bad you do not understand almost nothing of what he explained. One day, perhaps because they engaged in thought in a dream Eden populated by 72 virgins and one million cigars, has accidentally thrown her paycheck. The comment was a terse: "At least now you know that the Italian university forces me to starve. "

8) You should know that the Bicocca bears no resemblance to the State or Brera. Bicocca In the classrooms are new. Bicocca In the profs are always there. In the prof Bicocca, those rare times when there are not alert. And 'why, in the third year, classes began in the worst way. Course "Educational psychology of the family" . initiatives planned for the 9. No prof. wait. None. Some, impatient, goes to ask about in the office. He has never seen a prof here who does not warn in case of delay or absence. Nobody knows anything, not even the secretary know. E 'as a new please. Wait a bit '. Someone goes away. Eventually, a guy stands up and writes on the blackboard:
\u0026lt;\u0026lt;At 10.40 heartfelt thanks to the bin.
Kisses.>>
followed by shouts of joy, laughter, mockery, insults to the prof. It all finally go away.

7) In State the profs are generally much plaster. For this reason, our teacher "Linguistics" has attracted a lot of likes and dislikes as many with phrases like "Miss, do not drink from the bottle that I get excited and I can not finish the lesson "or " I smoke in the same classroom there, if it bothers you go away ". The best I've said? " When I was young I was doing the drugs. One night, in chemistry hungry, I ate a cake she had made my roommate. I do not know if it was for me a joke or to solve its problems of constipation, we had put in a purge. I shit on me. In bed. "

6) The teacher " Music and visual arts " the last semester I did in Bicocca, Villa Olmo has brought us to see Mozart's Don Giovanni . In and of itself would have been absolutely be included in the top ten, but the curtain that followed the end of the work has allowed him to climb a few places.
Prof: then, what do you think?
We : um ... yes, the work itself is really nice but ... directed short, we found it a bit 'banalotta.
Prof: yes, even some singing left something 'to be desired. Were impaled as ... Ehiii hello, how are you?! Did you see that I brought my students? Guys, I present to you the director!
(Silence)
Director: then, did you like?
(silence)
One of my partner breaks the ice: yes -ì-ì-ì-ì, cute .........
Director (ironically): Oh however, that enthusiasm ...

5) In State was a very charismatic young professor, who taught "Semiotics" lesson and was limited boring to read the slide. A couple of girls, angry, began to write in the forum of the students things like, "And 'boring' And 'crazy' 'I a bitch the hole bike tires" should be careful when escorting to school her children because I put it under ", in a crescendo of vulgarity free. One day, the teacher is in class and project not his usual slides, but these sentences. The room freezes. Begins to react, as if lecturing: "Today I will explain the irony. A bitch hole bike tires. Mmm, no, this sentence does not lend itself very well. Ironic is a proposition that says one thing implies the its opposite ... " In the end, merely to say " I want Pussycat86 very bad and have the courage to reveal themselves by their true name. Not in front of everyone, I just need to be in my office to apologize ".
With that gesture, he earned 2000 points.

4) First lesson of the course of " Educational psychology of language and communication " . The prof it distributes copies of which have only the title of the course (The Invisible - between social practices, training and care) and a few verses:

you come to convince
or blame me for what I have not yet learned
you come to recover
Orpheus ill give strength and courage to your song sublime
Take me with you do not look
lead me in the light of day
do not leave me with you
blindfolded but I am I can already feel the heat

E 'Orfeo , Carmen Consoli. A song I've ever known but on which I have never focused. We are just in the classroom. We listen carefully to the song, some with eyes closed, others reading the text. The Professor, after a few seconds of silence, asking us to write a book on our reflection on what it represents for us the invisible. I write that the invisible is just the music, and the teacher comments, saying "Words sometimes have to make music to be heard with the same intensity."

3) Course "Pedagogy of the animation" first year in Bicocca. The professor says: "Would you like to make a short film?" A short ?! Wow, of course! So prepare your storyboard, script, collect the ideas. We decided to tell the university and university life using a culinary metaphor. We are shooting a short short in denouncing the lack of attention to flowers, plants, life in the race against time to earn credits. "What do you say to interpret the essence of Mother Nature?" . And so, with the background music that makes the blood freeze, I wander through the spaces of our university barefoot and with a long green skirt, and my classmates and the teacher argue with the security because "you can not resume outdoor ".
Bello is so handsome.

2) Six months after the shooting, the teacher has given us: "Lunch at my house? So we do a Christmas card and I show you a preview of the short-installed" . Among rumors, secrets, laughter, good food, good wine and the excitement of seeing for the first time the short was really a wonderful afternoon. Of course the prof is now the rapporteur of my thesis.

1) All the people I met in those five years.
In State : Erika N., Luca, Alessandro, Boris, Cristina, Laura, Sem, Martina, Mauro. Chiara for having practically lived with me for two years, Erika C. for speaking to me in this course. The the prince's first bank and the kind that often sat next to me and while I was doing a sudoku "simple" he did it two "difficult". All those who left and those who have graduated.
In Bicocca: Clare, Sabrina, Geneva, Stephanie, Alice and the first half. Alessandra and chatting before the exams. Peter, Eugene and speeches demanding. Jara, Philip and all my fellow training.
thank Anna, Sara and Asha Aurora for being great traveling companions.

But also:
- all that I have appointed prof.
- all the books I read.
- All the things I learned.
- the machines and the endless speeches they have heard: "That shit, I was rejected," "Beautiful course I am!", "If I do not take the coffee out of step", "What are you doing later, beautiful girls?"
- the ladies of the table of the State, which had fallen in love with my classmate and they were always the Tuscan dessert for free.
- the cloisters of the State and exercise areas outside of the symmetrical super-Bicocca.
- exit the Metro, see the Duomo and remain prey to the Stendhal syndrome (only valid for two years in the State, unfortunately)
- pre-dinner drinks in the rooms that surround Bicocca.
- the study halls of the State: the silent, what does it take to pass, that there are dogs and pigs, the one where people go to play cards, one where there are all kinds strange.
- the secretary of the Faculty of Education and all the times I thought, now I a massacre.
- all those that I have not named, but who have shared with me a part of this journey.


(C)

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Beach Party Game Pusooy

X Factor - Episode 9 th - November 2

E mo 'enough, however. Just when we thought we got rid of Stephen, Back here is that not even the living dead of the night of Halloween. Bad Facchinetti, leaving it up to the last with Marika and Nathalie us the illusion that it was finally his time.

(Stefano model Plush)

But here now with our usual report card!
important to clarify, for those coming from Mars, this time the choice of songs has had the responsibility to the public. Obviously, the songs chosen were the most banal or rather, the most famous among the five proposals. At this point is to support Enrique Iglesias: It is not that the public has voted on a particular song, not so much thinking about what would fit under the competitor but just to hear her sing on the stage of X factor? Eccerto that went well!

Rating transmission : 5. Du balls. On the one hand they know that most judges are taking their fake ones, then they're right to show clips and entr'actes in profusion. Here, in this episode but were also too many .
Fortunately, to avoid the agony of the viewer, the courts have pulled out a gem each!
Elio @ Marika: "you can give more. As he sang. " Touch!
Anna @ Marika: "do not worry. I'm still here after eight years. " Hopefully not for long, Anna.
Mara @ Stephen: "strangely me you're sorry I do not" ... O_O cos'avrà meant exactly?! A slip of the tongue?
Henry @ Stephen "now is the most unpleasant moment of the evening. The songs are good for you thin ... the problem is that counted on the fingers of one hand, and fingers are now over. " and esteem towards him increases dramatically.

First of all, we lost Jamiroquai. Woe et disgrace! Romulus, My youtube.

Start Nevruz with Gianna Rino Gaetano.
Item: 6.5 -> we are a little 'disagreement to it. The grade is an average.
Choice of piece: 6.5 -> trivial choice, but the piece is beautiful and it came out well.
Stage Presence: 7 -> but the antics of the guitar was really out of place.
and Final Judgement Rating: 6.5 -> we still can not understand where I'm going. M banks of growth for the next episodes?
Sympathy: 6 -> but we do not understand why in the loft is a joker and funny onstage always seems about to faint or vomit.

Then it's up to David with Rock The World of the Liga.
Item: 7.5 -> perhaps less perfect than usual, but just compare it with others and gets the vote!
Choice of the piece: 4 -> uff ... between the mild intolerance to Ligabue and the choice has just convinced that there is ... 4 clement Judgement.
Stage Presence: 7 -> not exactly easy, but he gets the young man.
and Final Judgement Rating: 6.5 -> less strong than other nights. And 'perhaps the first time, listening to a song sung by him, we could not help but make comparisons with the original version.
Sympathy: 8 -> beautiful, clever and funny. This just leaves the loft will be raped by a pack of hungry olds.

is continuing Kymera with 21 guns Green Day
Page: 7 less -> Today, Aladdin was a little 'out form, too bad. Jasmine, however, as usual.
Choosing the piece: 5 -> Revision interesting, long time ... punk?! Facchinetti has serious problems of musical culture. Do not talk about P (i) ooh!
Stage Presence: 5 -> Today noiosetti, but we can do. It will be for next time.
Vote and Final Judgement: 6 -> simply because may not even be enough.
Sympathy: 6.5 -> But we're happy tonight because Jasmine has finally spoken! We began to fear that he was dumb, and in playback singing.

Nathalie sings Underneath Alanis Morissette.
Page: 4 -> hope that Alanis has not heard because she is pregnant and must be careful to strong emotions. If it was on the rise recently, there has now convinced for nothing.
Choice of units: 6 -> granted, but we were pleased to hear yet another song on that stage of Morissette.
Stage Presence: 8 -> must admit, however, that this woman has a charisma unlike other crazy colleagues much more successful. When he sings, and laying down the screen, you can not even look away.
and Final Judgement Rating: 5 -> the average would be 6, but the only stage presence can not pull up a performance degrading.
Sympathy: 6 -> I must admit that despite everything, when the ballot is over we shot the accused.

Stefano desecrates permanent center of gravity of the God Battiato.
There is no numerical scale appropriate to judge it.
Voice: tonight that he felt it was even worse.
Choosing the piece: occurred unconsciousness of the public or was a cunning move dictated popular?
Stage Presence: touches all-time low. Stop him! Next time (if you must there be one) do sing sitting, possibly in a suit.
Vote and Final Judgement: we use the words of the beautiful Carmen Consoli: "We're still putting the our last romantic dinner. "
Sympathy: ia-ia-oh

It 's time to Marika Woman in love with Barbara Streisand.
Page: 7 less -> good is good, but not for us. Unlike Natalie, she hides the errors using the hoarse and puffed, when you are wrong is unmistakable. Fortunately, it's pretty accurate.
Choice Part No: 7 -> potentially good. Personally (I'm Clare) I was not even remotely excited.
Stage Presence: 5 -> you get distracted like that.
Vote and Final Judgement: 6 -> dismissed.
Sympathy: x -> we saw no one and six minutes in all. We say that there was never a laugh, but neither makes us itch hands.

Roger presents Crocodile Rock by Elton John.
Page: 7 -> all instinct, a little technical, but oh, we sympathize for the stamp! Nice performance though.
Choice of the piece: 7 -> cool, even if dated, and finally not going to Buble.
Stage Presence: 6 -> nothing earth-shattering.
and Final Judgement Rating: 6.5 -> has a little 'tired. Once out Stephen, could also quit. But only after Stephen, for God and decency!
Sympathy: 7 -> always smiling.

ballot between Nathalie and Marika .

But first, let us open a parenthesis.
If you were asking angrily why tonight is not even out of Stephen, we have finally the answer. The reason is very simple.
What if the average man feel never heard of Stephen three times, ie, three times (!) within a given night? Indeed it is reasonable to choose to be tortured once a week for a couple of minutes rather than risk a little early for stroke I listened to him three times below within two hours.
Mon Dieu ... to think already we feel faint.
Ok, after this important revelation, back to the ballot.


Nathalie sings America and House of the Rising Sun . We broke it and destroyed his balls scream in vain. Ebbasta!
Marika instead run Summertime and You'll see. Mara would say, she is definitely a lady who sings. We prefer the less "black" and more Western, it has really impressed with the piece of Tenco, brava!

Deleting Marika could almost raise a couple of lite. If in fact Andre prefers to Nathalie for both voice for sympathy, I (Clare), I secretly rooted for the latter. Secretly X factor because we have seen at the home of our friend Vanessa, who shamelessly tifava for Marika.
If this sentence did you not understand anything (I myself find difficult to understand) will summarize the situation thus:
Facchinetti : Marika deleted!
Vanessa : shame! Buuu! But how?! But I say, she has a voice that cracks and remove to keep the Howler monkey?
Andre: Yes, actually deserved to pass Marika. Nathalie now I have broken my balls.
Chiara: well, Marika is good and it's undeniable. But I do not moves ever, not even by accident. Nathalie instead I'm fascinated by her stage presence and pisses me off because it persists up to scratch the hoarseness. At least she gives me emotions.

Fortunately, what could be a destructive fight was stopped in the bud by other speeches more interesting. As if to say, the emotions that cause deletions of the X factor as long as you are leaving: exactly 30 seconds.

(C, A)

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Save Able Pokemon Online

L'Aura Abela: review "You're like me," boys versus girls

We wrote L'Aura 5 days before the release of the EP.
now 5 days have passed from the EP and we've got to listen, listen, digest and deal with others. It is time to write what we think with clarity. But
proceed in order.

4 days from the EPA to get a preview of the eagerly awaited video of "How do you explain." The Aura for this video decided to get naked. Literally.
We participated in the filming and we were privileged to hear a slow version of the single-well 13 minutes long, played very Sigur Ros ! Not to mention the time when the Aura is manifested in all its glory.
Director: "Ok, you find the Venus
Us: "O_O ommioddio"
party would be spontaneous applause, but we awe content.
After the initial shock we walked around a bench almost forgetting about her. Back home, however, we stopped to reflect. Though she seemed a goddess and her nakedness was anything but vulgar, we agreed in thinking that this video was a 'chance burned. First, it is not original (there had already thought Alanis Morissette , Elisa , Malia, Blink 182, etc.). Secondly, the video lacks the ' great idea, one that would offset the lack of originality. Overall, the video fully respects the Italian stereotypes, look but do not tell.



Aura had made it clear that in order to promote the Sony expected the launch of "You're like me." We imagined that they were great things in Serbia, partly because so far nothing had been promoting. At present, however, it occurs to me that the record companies point almost exclusively on the buzz that he could raise the nudity. Unfortunately or fortunately, there was a loud noise, except some direct link to this video titled "Watch The Aura naked and the like.

But finally we talk about the EP. Top comfortable
un'autocitazione:

Today out of the kitchen of the Great Chef, we read that soon the restaurant will reopen to the public, with its modern kitchen this time will attract crowds from all over the world.
The hunger of the faithful be able to finally calm down, regain the enjoyment of the palate, or will be satisfied only in part, because cooking for fifty people is not how to cook for five?

We still hungry.
As with all new flavors, it takes some 'getting used to and you change your mind constantly. But it always comes a moment when you understand what love and what not. For example, after the first coffee can be difficult to appreciate the aroma, but the feeling remains in the mouth.
The Great Chef is back. There has prepared an appetizer or a first or second. His new EP is sweet. Never like the sweet divide us. There those who like cake frosting and those who prefer yogurt and cream of all kinds. Who eats only the Saint-Honoré and who throws himself on the black truffle, possibly drowned in a cafe. We love sweets. We're kind of hot chocolate or nutella crepes. Yet, for us, this EP is too sweet. So what are the ingredients that give us the nausea? We found one, he has illuminated the title of the cover. The ingredient is the heart . There is too heart. In interviews \u0026lt;\u0026lt;This disc is made with cuore>> \u0026lt;\u0026lt;With this disc will open my cuore>> \u0026lt;\u0026lt;This disk wants to talk arrivare, cuore>>. In pieces \u0026lt;\u0026lt;Eclissi of cuore>> \u0026lt;\u0026lt;The part migliore, part of cuore>> \u0026lt;\u0026lt;Song of a love that sense it does not. It grows in my heart, can not be answered>> \u0026lt;\u0026lt;to think of my heart>> \u0026lt;\u0026lt;Tu know what the heart does not know dire>>.
The title of the cover, "Eclipse of the Heart", perhaps it was prophetic. This time follow the heart did not lead to a beautiful sunny day, but a total eclipse. Well, some other heart and become chronic diabetic.

Another ingredient is indigestible to our stomachs the arrangement. That can not be more Italian, dull, mellow, caramel. Too bad the word heart referring to the arrangement does not mean a thing, otherwise it would make the idea precise. Yes, it's a music hearts. The plays around you and you make ten, hundred, thousand colored hearts. Urge a digester, a grappling hook, something!

Now, like the sommelier, split the dessert and let us reflect on the nuances of the individual songs. For each write a vote given in accordance with Italian songs that are on the market and in relation to an old production of The Aura. To distinguish the first will be called just Market "and the second " The Aura ".

1. How do you explain: push and pull effect. A second before you think it's best shots and a breath of fresh air after the second, however, seems incredibly boring. Then, for some reason, nice back, and so via ... His biggest problem is the change of tone in mid-song that makes it more childish and less "belly" in the final.
Market: 6 / Aura: 5



2. Eclipse of the heart: not felt the need of translation. Touched Inglese we welcomed the ears open. Otherwise, Italian for Italian, I might as well choose a piece ours. "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" we always liked. The only thing that does not convince us the effect was "screaming" by Bonnie Tyler, The Aura has maintained that sin is this peculiarity, not by yourself.
Market: 6.5 / Aura: 6


3. Are you like me: for us, the worst part. Too trivial even for a Disney movie or a singer of talent-s. Rather, it lends itself well to the signing of a few cartoons in the afternoon. (I want bim-bam-boom!) Anyway "I'm in trouble" you can not hear! "I am in trouble" worked the same, why opt for a tamarrissimo "I" ?
Market: 5.5 / Aura: 3



4. It drives me mad: melody simple but pleasant. Get involved intimately, it seems that the aura you whispers in your ear until you confidence ... does not fit the whole band to ruin the magic. Fuck, always on better looking! was no coincidence that we renamed "It makes me angry" , because of its untapped potential. Tapir Golden phrase "you get up that early for sex."
Market: 7 / Aura: 6 (cursed arrangement).



5. Think, yet another song wasted. Potentially interesting, certainly more effect in English. But, to quote the author who comes closest because of record production, " But no, it is interesting as it might. It has a sound a bit 'more xenophilous others, the chorus reminds O'Riordan of recent times. But in the verses and some vocals if you do not know that this is the Laura Abela the trade for more.
Market: 7 / Aura: 6 (would be a good filler in a much stronger).


6. Invisible: if you do not be discouraged by the rhyme love / heart in the opening song, turns out to be the most beautiful of the EP. Melody the verse is a bit 'a sing-song, but just says "Why ..." you melts. A song "piano and voice" but not weak, indeed, gains in expressiveness. However, the angels sing softly "aaahhh" in the second stanza, who invited them? Throw down a verse of his already shaky. In short, small obstacles aside, it's the song that brings us back to more Aura we all know. Maybe there is too much of a chorus in the finale, but that's okay, we forgive it to him this!
Market: 6.5 / 7.5 Aura


Summing this is our report card for "You're like me":

Under Market: 6.5 - Package well packaged to sell but is not at all certain that sells. E 'compound, had little creative flair, it is noted shortly. Anyone missing that vibration is going to look for when buying a product.

Under Aura: 5.5 - The Aura is not able to make a total shit. It could never, and she plays well, sings well, writes well. We say that the girl has potential, but no commitment. If this product is the maximum with the maximum effort, we preferred the most with the least effort, the EP would be released at least six months to a year ago ... Maybe then the songs were not so retouched, were less artificial. But these are just guesses ...

Judgement: has changed the look, the sound has changed, it changed the way we sing has changed the manufacturer has changed the stage presence, has changed the photographer and the type of booklet. Everything is different, some more mature, less for others. For some sincere, others not. For some more akin to one's soul now, more similar to other first. We are neither cynical nor deaf, we must admit that the taste of the EP improves with listening. It will be a habit, it will be for abstinence, because it will gradually get over the shock, it will be for the melodies that you are implanted in the brain, but improves. Will never become our favorite flavor, this is obvious, but will serve to feed us.
for a while '.
I wonder if the second EP will be a dessert or a ammazzacaffè. Meanwhile, the first we consume it in small doses, so there stuferà more slowly and keep blood sugar levels at bay.
(A, C)


PS. Eh eh no, but then it is a habit!
"Thanks always for love. The Aura. Heart. " O_O

Friday, October 29, 2010

Walmartteck Dech Canada



If you want to see a happy movie, nice, light, I can only advise " boys versus girls " Fausto Brizzi.



Reasons for it:
- will make you laugh, and many more.
- the themes are very similar to those of everyday life: birth, conflicts of couples, betrayal, advancing age, the love / hate relationship between roommates or neighbors ...
- thankfully, the dialogue is bright and light, avoiding both the effect and the effect-Muccino-stereotypes galore.
- the cast is excellent. The acting is good and rich characters.
- just because the actors are well-known faces, the empathic recognition triggered almost immediately.
- the interweaving of stories in which everyone, knowledge or some accident of life, are connected. Lately, he uses a narrative style
this film and in the TF, actually adds value.
- there Cortellesi Paola, one of the revelations of the 2000s in more than one field. Television? Cinema? Singing? He has crazy talent, there's nothing to do ...

Reasons not to see it:
- there's a nice scene in a nudist camp. The nudity is handled really well: the look of the camera is not marpione or winking. Just because the look is so neutral and value free, the dialogue between Vaporidis and a chick who insults him of being "dressed in front of children" is right there, a scene is pointless, grotesque and even trivial.
- precisely because the issues are very close to those of everyday life, sometimes you fall the stereotype.
- if you do not like that storyline style "all-know-all."
- if you have prejudices about the "happy ending".

Judgement: is not a film without flaws, however, compared to other movies or even better achieved by means more sophisticated moves. It is not that cry like fountains that reached the end credits, you'll think for a week to the events of the protagonists ... But there is something that captures the viewer, it does reflect, it does participate emotionally in what he sees on the screen throughout the film. The good news if you like it? Will be released in the spring "Males Females against" , the second part of the movie! Otherwise, if you are among those who even liked the first ... Well, now they are almost all the cinema multiplex, you just need to avoid the room "X" like the plague, and choose a film is best for you ..!
(C, A)